Santa Claus is bringing cannabis for everyone
As soon as I was old enough to grow my first beard, I was getting asked to play Santa Claus around the holidays. I am a big and bulky guy, with a belly like a bowl full of jelly. With a full beard plus mustache, I’m a natural choice for the role! I have played Santa Claus at shopping malls, private parties, and outdoor art festivals. It’s such a good job, plus I wish I could do it the whole year round, and last year I got to take part in something honestly special, a Christmas party unlike any I had ever attended. I was contacted by the owner of a local medical cannabis dispensary for what he said was a “toy giveaway.” Much to my surprise, I was asked to deliver a sack full of completely smokeless medical cannabis products to a local retirement building. These were very old and sick senior citizens, many of whom could not afford to pay for medical cannabis. The owner of the medical cannabis shop wanted to surprise them with products to help their mental status plus physical health. I admit it was unusual at first, however seeing how exciting plus happy these old folks got when they acquired medical cannabis products got me into the Christmas spirit. I put on a killer performance, plus made everyone happy. When my sack was empty plus it was time to leave for the night, the owner of the cannabis dispensary pulled me aside. He was impressed with my level of enthusiasm, plus and paying me in money, he also gave me a $200 gift card for his medical cannabis dispensary.