Jolly Old Saint Nick is coming to town, with cannabis for almost everyone
As soon as I got old enough to grow a real beard, I was typically asked to play Santa around the holidays.
I am a big, bulky guy, with a belly that jiggles like a bowl full of jelly. With a full beard and mustache, I’m a natural for the guy! I have played Saint Nick at local shopping malls, outdoor art festivals, and private parties. It’s a fantastic way to make a living, and I wish that I could do it all year around. Last Christmas I got to take part in something really special, a Christmas gala unlike any I had ever attended. I was contacted by the owner of the local medical cannabis dispensary for what he described as a “toy giveaway.” Much to my shock and surprise, I was asked to hand out a sack full of smokeless medical cannabis products to a local retirement building. These were old and mostly sick senior citizens, many of whom could not afford to pay for medical cannabis. The owner of the local medical cannabis shop wanted to surprise them with products to help their mental and physical health and happiness. I admit it was unusual at first, but seeing how excited and cheerful these old timers got when they acquired medical cannabis products put me into the Christmas spirit. I put on a fantastic performance, and made almost everyone feel cheerful. When my sack was empty and it was time to leave, the owner of the cannabis dispensary pulled me to the side. He was impressed with my enthusiasm, and as well as paying me with cash, he also provided me with a $200 gift card for his cannabis dispensary.