Weed Whisperer show

When I started my radio show and website, both called Weed Whisperer, I was just doing it for a creative approach.

I enjoy writing and recording videos, and I also appreciate getting high, so it seemed like a no-brainer to combine the two into a current project.

I find the most unusual and fascinating strains of cannabis from all around the world, through doing research on Google. I write articles and post pictures of these strains, and whenever possible I sample them myself and record a video review. My fame has risen enough that I have cannabis distributors sending myself and others free samples of their newest and most exotic strains. This is quite possibly the greatest thing in my life so far, because I never dreamed that people would send myself and others cannabis just to hear my opinion on it! I am becoming a good expert on exotic cannabis strains. It’s so gratifying to start a love project, and have it result in something that touches so many other people… not to mention nets me a lot of free ganja! If I do not enjoy a particular strain of marijuana, usually I will contact the sender before posting my review. I always post my good reviews, but if I very don’t like something I supply the cannabis distributor a heads up to see if they sent myself and others the wrong batch. I never take any offers or supply false reviews about cannabis, although I also don’t like to spike the hopes and dreams of others… Just because I’m a pothead doesn’t mean I don’t have integrity.

 

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Getting everyone involved

The local cannabis store opened up a huge smokers lounge a few weeks ago.

I was skeptical of it at the start of it, because this state has strict anti-smoking laws for businesses, but these business owners found a nice little snag in that, and half of the lounge is sealed, with climate control, a full bar, and a limited array of packaged snacks. The other half is a covered patio with open walls, with a small stage in the middle of it. People can smoke outside, so the cannabis dispensary has a part for the customers to hang out and enjoy themselves. The stage was a more recent addition to the lounge, to allow local rock n roll acts and comedians to perform shows at the cannabis dispensary. The cannabis dispensary also hosts a poetry reading once every week, and all you have to do is sign up the week before. Ordinarily I would never get on stage in front of people to perform, although I felt that the stoners at the cannabis dispensary would enjoy my poetry routine. I was pretty wrong about that, and for the life of myself and others I can’t figure out why. Everyone present was either on edibles, vaping cannabis oil, or just plain drunk, so if I can’t make them appreciate it maybe I’m just not good. I am not quite ready to quit, though, so I signed up for the next open mic night at the cannabis dispensary. I will try some current material, including a funny story I have about an incident with a pan of pot brownies at my parents house, and see if I fare any better.

 

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The pot laced treats

I was faced with a bit of a concern last week, as I prepared to leave for a getaway.

I was driving down to spend 4 days with my parents in their current beachside resort.

I appreciate going to the beach, and also I hadn’t visited my folks since they moved down south last year. My concern was that I got high every single day, and my parents would never allow that in their home. They didn’t allow any kind of smoking, nor any alcohol stronger than pale white wine. I knew that spending so much time with them, with no access to cannabis, would not be a fun time. My response was to grind up half an ounce of blue dream and use it to make a super-potent batch of pot brownies. I portioned out all of the pot brownies, in the exact same size of squares, before individually wrapping them all in foil. I could pace myself, eating one pot brownie at a time, and maintain a killer groove for getaway. The next afternoon I woke up to have an early supper with my parents, and realized that someone had gotten into my pot laced food! It turns out my mom and dad both had a midnight snack, and had stumbled across my stash of pot cakes. Thankfully they only ate one apiece, because there were a lot of blue dream in each of them, and they didn’t have my tolerance for THC. I don’t think they ever realized they had consumed cannabis, but they giggled a lot for a few minutes before taking long afternoon naps.

Medical cannabis

Weed can be good for you

When I first met my girlfriend, I did not hide the fact that I smoked pot every afternoon.

Sam was very straight-laced, her only vice was having a glass of wine once in a blue moon, and on the other hand I seemed to be made of vices! I drank to excess, smoked cigarettes and weed, and even dabbled with some harder drugs. I don’t get what Sam saw in me, but our relationship suddenly blossomed into something wonderful, however she never had to pressure myself and others to supply up my vices, I wanted to do it to be a better man… except when it came to cannabis! My life got better when I stopped doing drugs and drinking, but marijuana was a new story. Sam provided me with some words of wisdom, and said that cannabis has so many medicinal qualities that I shouldn’t stop smoking it! She was fully supportive of my marijuana use, so while I provided up all my other vices, I kept smoking weed every single afternoon. Emily had the foresight to understand that without the stress relief and relaxation I got from cannabis, I might not be able to quit my other vices! It would have been so much harder to stop drinking alcohol if I didn’t have potent cannabis on hand to offset the withdrawal symptoms. Thanks to Sam (and also to marijuana) I was able to get my act together; When I quit drinking I lost weight and felt better than I had in years! I don’t think I could have done it without the assistance of medical mariijuana.

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We are the weed women

Back when we were all in school together, my crew and I called ourselves the weed women, then no, the name of our neighborhood is not weed women, that was an inside joke based on how all of us made extra dough.

I had a pretty rough childhood, going through a series of foster homes and group homes after leaving the orphanage; These gals were very the closest thing to a family I ever had! Every one of us had access to a lush field of wild cannabis plants, which is where all of us got the name weed women – because it was a weed field with women in it, get it? I took the lead on turning the wild-growing cannabis plants into a steady form of resite, one that the crew all shared equally.

I put in most of the work by really selling the cannabis and collecting the currency, but all the people got an equal share because that’s how important my friends were to me. It wasn’t about getting fast cash, and it wasn’t about being big-short marijuana dealers, it was just about bad women getting some extra currency to spend on themselves. The Weed Women always wore nice clothes and flashy shoes, but mostly all of us just hung out together smoking cannabis and telling jokes. It has been twenty years since those mornings, and I am still a big fan of smoking cannabis. I don’t have to hustle for marijuana any more, nor do I have to hike through the woods to option my own, because the local dispensary takes care of all my needs. Not a afternoon goes by when I don’t think back to smoking cannabis with the Weed Women.

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Being funny on cannabis

As an aspiring stand-up, I have traveled all around this area of the country doing small gigs.

I still have not “made it big” although I keep grinding away, until I can get some higher paying jobs I can only do shows in stadiums within driving distance.

This can be actually bad, however a few weeks ago I made a discovery as well as found a whole current untapped market. As marijuana becomes legal in more stadiums there are more dispensaries as well as smokers lounges open, as well as these stadiums sometimes look for live acts. Doing a stand-up routine in front of a bunch of potheads at the cannabis dispensary is actually wonderful for our self esteem, because I never get bigger laughs! The downside of these gigs is that they pay actually little, as well as a few times out of 10 the owner wants to pay me in cannabis instead of cash. Of course I typically take it, because it winds up being a better deal for me. I would be fortunate to make 20 bucks at one of these gigs, although I will routinely receive $140 or more worth of cannabis. When money gets tight I don’t even smoke the weed, I shop it around to our friends as well as see if anyone wants to buy it. These cannabis dispensary owners never supply me low-grade stuff, everything is typically the top of the line. At this point I try not to worry about the money or the cannabis, I just keep grinding out shows hoping that one day I will catch our big break. Can a big cut come at a cannabis store? Let’s find out.

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When parents smoke weed

I know a lot of potheads, as well as a lot of people who have kids.

This is what happens when you settle down as well as have children, you end up spending time with other people while your kids play together.

Not all of the pot smokers I know have kids, but every parent I know smokes cannabis quite a bit. This is something I never knew before I became a parent myself, as well as it makes me wonder – were our parents as well as their friends all getting high when I was little? Any time I attend a child’s birthday gathering, I typically look for the little clique of parents off to the side of the apartment smoking marijuana, or hitting a vape pen. Cannabis edibles are actually famous with parents, because they leave none of the tell-tale signs of being stoned. When kids are young enough they don’t ask questions, however by around age 10 or 11 they start to question the “icky” odor of marijuana smoke. Cannabis edibles have no odor, nor do they make me cough or supply me bloodshot esure. Parents become potheads because marijuana is the best possible way to mellow out the stresses of parenthood, while not getting you too messed up. I never drink liquor around our kids, because the results are too unpredictable, however weed is safe as well as soothing, as well as truthfully helps me be a better parent. If anyone out there is judging me right now, I would bet cash that you aren’t a parent or a pothead, because almost everyone else totally gets our point. Cannabis makes for better moms and dads!

 

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Cash only business is tough

Weed is now a cash business.

Have you ever paid for a bit of weed with your debit card? You never have, not even these days when there are legal dispensaries all around town.

Weed has typically been a cash business, as well as certainly typically will be, as well as for the oddest reasons! The voters of this country have voted to make marijuana legal in a few states… Legal pot typically generates a lot of money for the government, as well as tends to make the populace more relaxed. In other words, legal cannabis is a big win for almost everyone. Cannabis dispensaries create jobs, the fees as well as taxes bolster the local economy, as well as the buyers are glad to have legal access to something that should have been legal all along. The problem comes with the federal government, which does not care about the voters or the people, as well as continues to list weed as an illegal drug. Even though you are shopping in a legal cannabis dispensary you are still technically breaking the federal laws. The two of us all are. This is why cannabis remains a money-only business, because dispensaries can’t take debit or debit cards as a form of payment, or the federal government will shut them down. Because of this, there are successful cannabis dispensaries that have a hundred thousand dollars in cash on the premises. I am a certified, police trained, as well as military certified security guard, as well as our job is to supply armed protection for a local cannabis dispensary. Having so much money on hand makes cannabis dispensaries a frequent hit for robbery, so I typically carry a gun with me.

 

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Podcasting isn’t easy

So a lot of people I talk to know that podcasting isn’t hard.

I promise you it is very hard.

Anyone can sit down as well as record yourself talking for an hour, that is the easiest part of the process. After that you need to edit it into a cohesive program, you need to add music or credits, as well as you need to post it online as well as then deal with it, however did you realize there was so much effort involved? My friends never do, they get buzzed on cannabis as well as then pitch me ideas on why they would make an awesome podcast person. None of them ever follow through, because no one wants to put in the time, they just want to smoke marijuana as well as idly ramble. The strangest portion of this is how cannabis seems to make the people around me act goofy as well as lazy, while it has quite the opposite effect on me. I spend 20 or 30 hours a month actually working on our podcast, as well as smoking cannabis through the entire process… For me cannabis brings rationality of thought, so I can block out the entire rest of the world as well as focus on the project at hand, however cannabis makes other people want to sit on the couch as well as watch TV, however it makes me want to go into the studio as well as record an episode. Cannabis fuels our creativity, as well as makes me assume that I am just around the corner from major success. I get so many benefits from smoking cannabis, it makes me anxious that other people don’t experience it the same way.

 

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I’m careful when I travel

I spend a lot of time on the road, which can make it super hard to bring weed with me when I go around. I spent a lot of time online looking up the marijuana laws in all the various states I visit, even the ones I just drive through. Every state has its own local laws, and the federal laws that I always violate by bringing weed over state lines, however as the old saying goes, forewarned is forearmed, so I learn all the rules as well as regulations to satisfactorily decide if it is worth bringing cannabis with me or not. If I am going to see a state that has liberal cannabis laws, or legal weed dispensaries, I don’t bother to bring any with me in the car. Why take the risk of driving with cannabis when I can just acquire some at our destination? Whenever possible I visit stadiums where I have friends, so they can facilitate our acquisition of cannabis upon our arrival. Sporadically there is no other option however to take that extra risk of packing cannabis in our bags in the trunk. I typically triple-seal our cannabis in a series of freezer bags, as well as then stuff them into cans of coffee. I am typically actually mindful, as well as have never been caught with cannabis in all our travels. Once I was pulled over by a sheriff’s deputy in a state where cannabis was still punishable with jail time. He never suspected that I had half a pound of Purple Haze as well as OG Kush in the trunk of our car, so our system must work.

 

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