The table was littered with discounted items like cannabis drinks and vape cartridges

Ted’s grandparents are lovely old people.

• Not only are they aging and suffering from dementia, but they are also on a fixed income, and barely have enough money to survive.

Still, they send Ted a birthday card every year with a dollar in it. A crisp, new dollar bill, every year. It actually means a lot more than the money, because a dollar is a lot for them. Every year Ted takes their one dollar and buys a lottery scratcher. This year he finally picked a winner. That one dollar was transformed into one hundred dollars, and Ted knew just what to do with it. He went to the nearest cannabis dispensary and started shopping for deals. Je wanted to get all the cannabis products he could, but in the spirit of his grandparents he wanted to be economical and get the most for the money. He asked the budtender if they had any special sales going on, and learned that a current strain of OG Kush was discounted by 25%. She then pointed him to a table in the back littered with discounted items like cannabis drinks and vape cartridges getting ready to expire. Ted was fortunate enough to find several packages of sour apple cannabis gummies that were BOGO (buy one, get one free)! By the time he left he had spent all his birthday money, and a little extra, and had a nice large bag full of cannabis products. Ted hopes his grandparents would approve, however they don’t smoke cannabis themselves.

 

The table was littered with discounted items like cannabis drinks and vape cartridges