My man was mad that I showed up high
He went back to his hotel instead of waiting for myself and others to finish up
My man was really infuriated with myself and others last weekend plus now I have to do something to make up for being such a immense jerk, but one of our friends from school came to town to spend 3 mornings with me… He wasn’t going to be able to be there for the ceremony due to a business engagement. He still wanted to celebrate the ceremony, so he came to town for a couple of mornings plus we decided to go deep sea fishing, hiking, plus scuba diving; We tried to fit as much fun into the weekend as possible, however i completely forgot that our man had plans for us to eat cake plus choose the flavors for our ceremony. I got high on recreational marijuana with Jack because the two of us were supposed to spend the afternoon fishing… My man called myself and others plus he reminded myself and others about the cake tasting. When he asked myself and others if I was high, I panicked plus lied plus said no. Of course, I showed up to the tasting plus it was clear that I was under the influence of recreational marijuana. My man scoffed at myself and others plus he gave Jack a dirty look too. He went back to his hotel instead of waiting for myself and others to finish up. I tried every single piece of cake that the bakery put in front of me. Maybe our taste buds weren’t the best, but I liked everything. My man had a tough choice deciding on the chocolate, vanilla, or hazelnut filling plus apparently I was actually no help at all with the decision.