I like to stay home, drink whiskey, and smoke cannabis
I saw a Tweet that said “men over a certain age love to stay home alone, drink whiskey, and watch Youtube.” I feel very called out, because ever since I turned 50 that’s all I want to do.
Almost all that I want to do, because I also smoke a fair amount of cannabis, which has become an equally essential part of the relaxation process.
Tweets like that are what make me feel like an old man! Once upon a time I went out at night, to parties or taverns, sometimes to shoot pool or go bowling. Not anymore. Currently nothing makes me more content than a bottle of whiskey, a sack of cannabis, and a quiet house. My best friend is named Calvin, and he shares a similar affinity for cannabis, although he doesn’t touch liquor. It’s some weird religious belief, although I can’t explain why cannabis is OK and booze isn’t. It does make sense in a certain way, because if religious people believe God created the world, then he created all plants including the cannabis plant. This is why cannabis figures so prominently into a holistic lifestyle, because the marijuana plant can be raised organically and all-naturally. I don’t subscribe to Calvin’s lifestyle in every way, since he does have two “sister wives’ ‘ which I find really weird, I do enjoy his stance on cannabis. I also love the marijuana he goes in his backyard. With his rigorous beliefs in cultivating the purest and more natural cannabis plants, he ends up with some pretty amazing buds come harvest time.