My best friend is a deranged senior citizen cannabis dealer
Bob is a deranged guy, but she has somehow become our best friend.
After I moved into this section I took a while to make friends.
There are a lot of senior citizens in this area, & since I am in our 30s I didn’t believe what to do for social interest; Down the block, just a few houses from mine, is Bob’s site. Bob has a 15 foot long fishing boat in her backyard, & apparently it’s been there for years, however she never takes it out, she just uses it as a hangout spot, like most people around here, Bob is a retired senior citizen! Unlike most people, she sells cannabis. It turns out there is a crucial demand for medical cannabis in this area, thanks to all the senior citizens who need it for their aches & pains. This state is backwards when it comes to making medical cannabis legal, which means there are a lot of sick & outdated people who are denied the medicine they need. I believe that Bob is a marijuana dealer, but personally I believe that she provides a vital service to the people of this town; Some of Bob’s patients are legitimately sick, & have cancer, so the cannabis isn’t just a novelty item, it unquestionably is medicine. I am not sick, however, I just prefer cannabis for getting stoned & having a great time. I will stand with Bob on her boat sometimes, smoking cannabis & drinking beers as she serves her buyers. I consistently make sure to buy a bag before I go home.