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My wife Jen provided me with a list of things to buy at the grocery store, however she wanted milk, bread, vanilla ice cream, and cheddar cheese… I thought it would be easy to remember the list so I did not consider writing it down.

• I said all of the items out loud before I departed the house, because there were only four things on the list! Jen wanted me to write things down, however I knew that I could remember four items.

The drive to the nearest grocery store takes about 20 minutes, so I lit up a marijuana cigarette as soon as I got into my car. I smoked the marijuana joint until it was completely gone. I had an easily enjoyable buzz by the time I got to the grocery store. I smoked a hybrid that was sativa dominant and I could instantly feel the strong effects. I felt unquestionably relaxed and calm however I wasn’t unquestionably clear minded. I had a lot of trouble remembering all four things on the list. The marijuana strain was undoubtedly one of the cleanest hybrids I have tried in a long time; Eventually I got everything in the cart, but it took well over 30 minutes. I kept strolling around the store. I caught myself looking at the toilet paper and the candy bars even though neither one of those items were on the list. I thought about calling Jen just to make sure that I did not forget anything on the list, however I knew Jen would be irritated that I did not write things down and did not remember.

 

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True to his word, Dan bought three odd strains of medical cannabis and packed up a few bowls for the two of us to share

To his credit, my great uncle Dan never lied to me about what he was doing. He was a quiet man, but when Dan spoke, he only spoke the truth. When I was 10 years old I caught Dan out in our backyard smoking a joint. I didn’t know what the joint was, just that it didn’t stink like normal cigarettes, then Dan was totally even-handed with me, and said he was smoking marijuana. I had been told about the evils of weed in school, and asked Dan if he was splitting the law. I’ll never forget that Dan said “yeah, medical marijuana is illegal at the moment, but that will change. This is a plant, and it makes me feel good. When you get a few years older, you and I can smoke medical marijuana together; Until then, it will be our secret.” I kept his secret, and never mentioned to anyone else that Dan liked smoking medical marijuana however he didn’t have a prescription. Three years later the state laws changed, and quickly Dan could go to the cannabis dispensary like anyone else. At this point it was no longer a secret, because Dan was no longer splitting the law. True to his word, Dan bought three odd strains of medical cannabis and packed up a few bowls for the two of us to share. This was a real bonding moment between the two of us, even though I had already smoked medical cannabis with my friends, I didn’t tell Dan that. It was our 1st time smoking medical cannabis together, but it genuinely would not be the last.

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Moving into a more modern apartment in a better neighborhood genuinely changed my entire life, and the lives for my whole family.

We scrimped and saved for years while renting a small apartment, until my associates and I had enough money for a down payment on a real house.

This changed our living environment 100%, and got my teenagers into better schools. My more modern neighborhood is certainly relaxed and chill, with lots of open space and hundreds of trees. It’s a truly fantastic place to raise a family. One immense plus about living here is that my friend Bob is the supervisor of the local medical cannabis dispensary. I never had legal access to medical cannabis before, so I prefer having Bob as my modern buddy. In this state my associate and I legalized medical cannabis years ago, but with a few severe restrictions. I don’t have a legit medical condition that would require a medical prescription for medical marujuana, so my doctor won’t give me the paperwork. Bob has been a fantastic friend, and he doesn’t even chop any of the state cannabis rules and regulations. The cannabis dispensary is often shipped “testers” for the most modern items. These testers are for the staff and employees of the cannabis dispensary to test out, so that they can recommend them to buyers in the future. Bob gets to take apartment boxes of these testers, and he can give them out to whoever he wants! I have sampled many sensational modern cannabis products in the last few weeks… Perhaps my favorite one was the cannabis drink, because it tasted like rum punch, and got me stoned to the moon and back again.

 

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Usually my mother Sam was certainly prim and proper, typically well mannered and dressed to the nines.

Sam presented herself as the perfect suburban mother and housewife, and I think that she was as near to perfection as possible! But in private, away from the prying eyeah of neighbors and friends, Sam was another person.

She was fun and relaxed, and enjoyed a few glasses of wine after supper. Seeing Sam relaxed, cheerful, and drunk was my favorite version of her. It wasn’t until I was in college that I realized those were all of the times that Sam was using medical cannabis. It wasn’t just the wine that made her giggly, it was indulging in the natural power of the cannabis plant. After I was done with college and my mom saw me as an adult, Sam “came out of the closet” about using medical cannabis. Her doctor had written her a legal prescription for medical cannabis years ago, however she had never told anyone else in the family. Sam was embarrassed about it, but I confided in her that I smoked medical marijuana all the time, and it was nothing for her to be ashamed about. Medical cannabis is legal in many states, and recreational cannabis is following closely behind it. Medical cannabis is a fantastic alternative to using drugs, or drinking alcohol. I feel that Sam and I are closer than ever now. We even set up a dinner date for the weekend where Sam and I will visit the cannabis dispensary, and then go to a diner for food.

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My 2 teen boys like to make fun of me for being old and out of touch, but I don’t let it bother me.

The 2 are both old enough to think they know best, and young enough to not understand that they don’t know a damn thing! This is a very prickly point of personal philosophy, but in general my 2 teen boys and I get along well.

I have typically raised them in an open and understanding home environment, where they could be comfortable talking to me about personal complications. For instance, I did not judge them when they confided in me they had started smoking medical cannabis with some high school friends. Instead of getting mad at them, I took out my own jar of medical cannabis and proceeded to roll a joint. They asked where I had gotten that much weed, and I said I bought it at the local cannabis dispensary. Since I am an adult, I have full and legal access to medical cannabis, unlike this group of kids. In a few more years they would all have legal access to medical cannabis just like almost everyone else. They enjoyed the joint I rolled them, then brought out some newer kinds of cannabis products I had never used before. My boys and I did “dabs” of medical cannabis wax, and ate a couple odd cannabis gummies. The weirdest aspect of this experience is that none of these new-school products had the delicious flavor of traditional medical cannabis. Everything tasted like fruit and sugar, when I love the simple taste of natural cannabis flowers. Now I can tease the teenagers about going to the local cannabis dispensary while they can’t!

 

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As soon as I got old enough to grow a real beard, I was typically asked to play Santa around the holidays.

I am a big, bulky guy, with a belly that jiggles like a bowl full of jelly. With a full beard and mustache, I’m a natural for the guy! I have played Saint Nick at local shopping malls, outdoor art festivals, and private parties. It’s a fantastic way to make a living, and I wish that I could do it all year around. Last Christmas I got to take part in something really special, a Christmas gala unlike any I had ever attended. I was contacted by the owner of the local medical cannabis dispensary for what he described as a “toy giveaway.” Much to my shock and surprise, I was asked to hand out a sack full of smokeless medical cannabis products to a local retirement building. These were old and mostly sick senior citizens, many of whom could not afford to pay for medical cannabis. The owner of the local medical cannabis shop wanted to surprise them with products to help their mental and physical health and happiness. I admit it was unusual at first, but seeing how excited and cheerful these old timers got when they acquired medical cannabis products put me into the Christmas spirit. I put on a fantastic performance, and made almost everyone feel cheerful. When my sack was empty and it was time to leave, the owner of the cannabis dispensary pulled me to the side. He was impressed with my enthusiasm, and as well as paying me with cash, he also provided me with a $200 gift card for his cannabis dispensary.

 

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Without my writing assignments I would have almost no income, which is why I consider medical cannabis to be a legitimate supplier expense.

As any experienced writer will tell you, writing is never easy work. There are some days I wish I got to do manual labor instead of using my brain power. Manual work allows you to turn off your brain for a while and concentrate on the tasks at hand. When I am immersed in writing all of my brain’s power needs to stay focused. I can’t get distracted by a movie, or the teenagers playing, I need to be focused 100% on the project. For this purpose, I find cannabis sativa to be my best ally. I call this kind of medical cannabis my “writer’s helper” because I find it so much easier to finish my writing blogs and assignments when I am stoned. There is an old song by the Rolling Stones about how a London mother uses pills to get through the day, and I am in a similar situation with medical marijuana. I have so many wild distractions in my life, especially since I work from my apartment office, and medical cannabis is the only thing that really helps me focus on the work. Without my writing assignments I would have almost no income, which is why I consider medical cannabis to be a legitimate supplier expense. The government doesn’t see it that way, they think I smoke medical cannabis solely for recreational purposes. This is not true at all. Medical cannabis is 1 of the major factors in me being able to concentrate on my writing! When I am ready to call it an evening and get some rest, then I will switch over to using 1 of the indica strains of medical marijuana.

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Uncle Max was a wild and ridiculous guy… Max was typically quick with a joke, and the first to laugh at anyone else’s jokes.

Max has really slowed down in his golden years, but is still as sharp-witted as ever, but recently Uncle Max asked me to come over and have a few beers with him.

Max put a pigskin game on the TV, but Max and I were more interested in talking than seeing it. After a little while, Max asked me if I could find some cannabis for him. I laughed and asked what he meant. “Find cannabis? Max, you can find cannabis all over the site, there are six dispensaries in town.” It turns out that Max felt distraught about the idea of going into a medical cannabis dispensary, and wanted me to do it for him. This cracked me up because I typically thought Max was totally fearless, but he was so distraught about going inside a cannabis dispensary! In an attempt to totally demystify the situation, I used my computer to show Max the online menu for the local cannabis dispensary. I explained all the odd items, including the cannabis candy products and all of the vape products, however Max said he wasn’t interested in any of the unusual modern cannabis products, he needed some “good, old-fashioned weed” as he put it. I showed him that the cannabis dispensary carried over 40 premium and vintage strains, some of the original flavors he remembered from back in the 70s, then now Uncle Max is psyched about visiting the cannabis dispensary, but he wants me to go with him as moral support.

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I don’t plan on visiting the cannabis dispensary any more often than genuinely necessary, but it’s nice to know I can use medical cannabis to help treat my sleep complications

I genuinely think that indica strains saved my sanity… For the last few years I have had a lot of trouble with sleeping through the evening. Falling asleep was just one problem, but staying asleep was an even bigger problem for me. I could never seem to get enough rest. One of my friends told me to get stoned before laying down in bed, and that it would help. I didn’t think him at first because he’s not a doctor, he’s just a pothead. I was so desperate to get some quality sleep that I bought a couple grams from him, and then right before bed I smoked a fat joint of cannabis. I have to say that after slowly inhaling the medical cannabis indica strain, I had the best evening of sleep I can ever recall. The next day I went to the local cannabis dispensary to set up an account. The way this medical cannabis dispensary works is that every shopper has to be in their laptop database. Setting up a personal account means giving personal and contact information, plus putting a credit or debit card on file for instant payment. This means that when the account is set up, all I need to do is walk inside the cannabis dispensary and tell them my name, and what I want, but everything is there in the cannabis shopper database, and the card on file is charged. I don’t plan on visiting the cannabis dispensary any more often than genuinely necessary, but it’s nice to know I can use medical cannabis to help treat my sleep complications. I’m trading sleepless evenings for much happier days, thanks to medical cannabis.

 

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I opened my computer and brought up the site for the local medical cannabis shop, and started showing her some of her options

I got a most curious PC call from my sweet Aunt June the other evening. I say it was curious, because June sounded sad and distant, and said she wanted to talk to me about something important… June asked me to stop by over the weekend, because she was too distraught to discuss it on the PC! Of course my mind started racing at what this news could be about. I thought June might be terminally ill, or have a cancer diagnosis, or some other horrible malady. It turns out that June wanted to experiment with medical cannabis, and didn’t know who else to turn to. It was such a immense relief! Instead of getting bad news, this was fantastic news because I have long suspected that Aunt June could benefit from using medical cannabis. Although she was distraught about smoking medical cannabis for the first time, her main problem was about the smoke. Aunt June has typically been certainly sensitive to smoke in the air, and she was afraid medical cannabis might make her sick. I explained that the cannabis dispensary had dozens of odd forms of smokeless marijuana that would give her the same results without hurting her lungs. I opened my computer and brought up the site for the local medical cannabis shop, and started showing her some of her options. Medical cannabis gummies looked and tasted like candy, but were infused with 1 gram worth of THC or CBD. There are also cannabis drinks, which taste just like limeade or fruit punch but also carry a heck of a strong THC punch!

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