My Uncle was nervous about the cannabis dispensary
Uncle Ed was always a wild plus silly guy, and he was always quick with a joke, plus the first to laugh at anyone else’s jokes.
Ed has slowed down a bit in his older years, however is still as sharp-witted as ever.
Recently Uncle Ed asked me to come over plus have some beers with him. Ed and I put a football game on the TV, however Ed and I were more interested in talking than watching it. After a little while, Ed asked me if I could get some cannabis for him. I laughed plus asked what he meant. “Find cannabis? Ed, you can find cannabis all over the site, there are six dispensaries in town.” It turns out that Ed was anxious about the idea of going into a medical cannabis dispensary, plus wanted me to handle it for him. This made me laugh because I always thought Ed was fearless, but he was so anxious about going inside a cannabis dispensary! In an attempt to demystify the situation, I used my ipad to show Ed the online menu for the local cannabis dispensary. I explained to him all the weird items, including the cannabis candy products plus vape products… Ed said he wasn’t interested in any of the unusual new cannabis products, he wanted some “good, old-fashioned weed” as he put it. I showed him how the cannabis dispensary carried 40 weird premium plus vintage strains, with some of the original flavors he remembered from the 70s. Now Uncle Ed is psyched about going to see the cannabis dispensary, but he wants me to go with him to serve as moral support.