My Uncle Max and the medical cannabis dispensary
Uncle Max was a wild and ridiculous guy… Max was typically quick with a joke, and the first to laugh at anyone else’s jokes.
Max has really slowed down in his golden years, but is still as sharp-witted as ever, but recently Uncle Max asked me to come over and have a few beers with him.
Max put a pigskin game on the TV, but Max and I were more interested in talking than seeing it. After a little while, Max asked me if I could find some cannabis for him. I laughed and asked what he meant. “Find cannabis? Max, you can find cannabis all over the site, there are six dispensaries in town.” It turns out that Max felt distraught about the idea of going into a medical cannabis dispensary, and wanted me to do it for him. This cracked me up because I typically thought Max was totally fearless, but he was so distraught about going inside a cannabis dispensary! In an attempt to totally demystify the situation, I used my computer to show Max the online menu for the local cannabis dispensary. I explained all the odd items, including the cannabis candy products and all of the vape products, however Max said he wasn’t interested in any of the unusual modern cannabis products, he needed some “good, old-fashioned weed” as he put it. I showed him that the cannabis dispensary carried over 40 premium and vintage strains, some of the original flavors he remembered from back in the 70s, then now Uncle Max is psyched about visiting the cannabis dispensary, but he wants me to go with him as moral support.